You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan


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Comedy , Action & Adventure


1h 53min


Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
Fatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
Dave Matthews
James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
Oori Shulimson
Ido Mor
Norma Michaels
Older Lady in Salon
Bunny Levine
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
Dina Doron
Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman
Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria
Paul Mitchell
Ben Wise
Barry Livingston
Gray Kleibolt
Daniel Browning Smith
Real Estate Agent
Julia Lea Wolov
Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
Mariah's Assistant
Herzl Tobey
Ori Pfeffer
Second Commander
Dennis Dugan
Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol
Exploded Shop Owner
Helen Siff
Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost
Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger
Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis
Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
Older Lady in Salon
Lina So
Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria
Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long
Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese
African American Salon Owner
Laurie Meghan Phelps
Plus Size Girl at Disco
Constance Barron
First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman
First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar
Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey
Truck Driver
Eric Lamonsoff
Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles
Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco
Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Kristina Haddad
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko
Phantom's Trainer
Marco Khan
Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb
Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
Disco Merchant
Michelle Arenal
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook
Hot Girl in Club
Ashley Ausburn
Girl at Mall
Mike Basone
Isreali Fan
Robert Benny
Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco
Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown
Melanie Bulujian
Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon
Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher
Phantom's Wife
Cheryl Cosenza
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell
Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca
Hot Dog Vendor
John Duerler
Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora
Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano
Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher
Disco Merchant
Maite Garcia
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Leslie Garza
Disco Hip Girl
Sharlene Grover
Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli
Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari
Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard
Party Guy
Kevin James
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans
Hotel Manager
Todd Justin
Nightclub Bouncer
Sona Karia
Rock Kohli
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr
Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee
Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes
Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords
Roni Meron
Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano
Rachael Murphy
Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas
Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis
Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl
Street Merchant
John Radcliff
Redneck Posse Man #2
Deborah Rombaut
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko
Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro
Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan
Fan in the Crowd
Terrie Snell
Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli
Angry Palestinian
Arne Starr
Isreali Weapons Trainer
Lee Stickler
Isreali Soldier
Keana Texeira
Rock-throwing Girl
Ryan Phillip Thomas
Angry Palestinian
Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer
Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij
Holly Weber
Molly Weiner
Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie
Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler
Limousine Passenger
Mark Winn
News Cameraman
Saye Yabandeh
David Zahedian
Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy
Mrs. Haines
George Takei
George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler
Phantom's Wife


An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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