If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

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Synopsis

Rose Byrne stars in this A24 psychological comedy drama

Linda is an isolated mother whose husband is absent and whose daughter is mysteriously unwell. As her problems mount, she is forced to move out of her home, and her whole life begins to spiral out of control. Desperate to help her daughter and get her life back on track, Linda tries desperately to find a solution but is instead driven to the edge of madness.

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is 4 on the JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts today. The movie has moved up the charts by 4 places since yesterday. In the United States, it is currently more popular than Best in Show but less popular than One Battle After Another.

Rank		Title
01.		Bugonia	+4
02.		Archive	+4
03.		One Battle After Another	+7
04.		If I Had Legs I'd Kick You	+4
05.		Best in Show	+4
06.		The Running Man	+9
07.		Sinners	+10
08.		The Wrecking Crew	+8
09.		Train Dreams	+11

Streaming charts last updated: 1:20:45 PM, 02/08/2026

Cast

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

Ella Beatty

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais

Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein

Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Laurence Blum

Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Amy Judd

Amy Judd

Melanie

Jodi Pynn

Jodi Pynn

Nurse

J. Alan Scott

J. Alan Scott

Puppeteer

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