Currently in theaters, on 6 streaming services & also available on disc.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

519.

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6.6 (42k)
R

Age rating

1h 53min
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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Synopsis

Rose Byrne stars in this A24 psychological comedy drama

Linda is an isolated mother whose husband is absent and whose daughter is mysteriously unwell. As her problems mount, she is forced to move out of her home, and her whole life begins to spiral out of control. Desperate to help her child and get her life back on track, Linda searches for a solution but is instead driven to the edge of madness.

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Where does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rank today?

The JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts are calculated by user activity within the last 24 hours. This includes clicking on a streaming offer, adding a title to a watchlist, and marking a title as 'seen'. This includes data from ~1.7 million movie & TV show fans per day.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is 519 on the JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts today. The movie has moved down the charts by -48 places since yesterday. In the United States, it is currently more popular than How to Make a Killing but less popular than Old Henry.

Cast

Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater
Christian Slater

Father

Ella Beatty
Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong
Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri
Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

Josh Pais
Josh Pais

Brad

Ronald Bronstein
Ronald Bronstein

Caroline's Husband (voice)

Laurence Blum
Laurence Blum

Police Officer

Amy Judd
Amy Judd

Melanie

Jodi Pynn
Jodi Pynn

Nurse

J. Alan Scott
J. Alan Scott

Puppeteer

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