The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie


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1h 20min

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Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHale
Office Worker
Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami


Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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