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Mean Machine (2001)

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1h 39min
Mean Machine

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Synopsis

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Cast

Vinnie Jones
Vinnie Jones

Danny Meehan

David Kelly
David Kelly

Doc

David Hemmings
David Hemmings

Governor

Ralph Brown
Ralph Brown

Burton

Vas Blackwood
Vas Blackwood

Massive

Robbie Gee
Robbie Gee

Trojan

Geoff Bell
Geoff Bell

Ratchett

John Forgeham
John Forgeham

Sykes

Sally Phillips
Sally Phillips

Tracey

Danny Dyer
Danny Dyer

Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng
Jason Flemyng

Bob Likely

Jason Statham
Jason Statham

Monk

Martin Wimbush
Martin Wimbush

Z

David Reid
David Reid

Barman

David Cropman
David Cropman

Second Barman

Tim Perrin
Tim Perrin

Policeman

Paul Mari
Paul Mari

Policeman

Nicholas Moss
Nicholas Moss

Hayter

Stephen Walters
Stephen Walters

Nitro

Andrew Grainger
Andrew Grainger

Ketch

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