You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

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Synopsis

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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The JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts are calculated by user activity within the last 24 hours. This includes clicking on a streaming offer, adding a title to a watchlist, and marking a title as 'seen'. This includes data from ~1.7 million movie & TV show fans per day.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan is 3204 on the JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts today. The movie has moved up the charts by 2200 places since yesterday. In Canada, it is currently more popular than Porco Rosso but less popular than Everyone Will Burn.

Rank		Title
3200.		The Great Escape	+2186
3201.		Smash and Grab: The Story of the Pink Panthers	+2138
3202.		Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children	+2195
3203.		Everyone Will Burn	+2228
3204.		You Don't Mess with the Zohan	+2200
3205.		Porco Rosso	+2203
3206.		Plane	+1958
3207.		Charlie's Angels	+2209
3208.		Day Shift	+2190

Streaming charts last updated: 1:37:16 a.m., 2025-08-30

Cast

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro

John Turturro

Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson

Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan

Lainie Kazan

Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider

Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon

Kevin

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol

Yamit Sol

Dorit

Adria Tennor

Adria Tennor

Kids' Salon Owner

Daoud Heidami

Daoud Heidami

Nasi

Dave Matthews

Dave Matthews

James T. O'Skanlon

Charlotte Rae

Charlotte Rae

Mrs. Greenhouse

Michael Buffer

Michael Buffer

Grant Walbridge

Ido Mosseri

Ido Mosseri

Oori Shulimson

Sayed Badreya

Sayed Badreya

Hamdi

Robert Smigel

Robert Smigel

Yosi

Ido Mor

Ido Mor

Hassan

Donna Feldman

Donna Feldman

Michal

Norma Michaels

Norma Michaels

Older Lady in Salon

Danny A. Abeckaser

Danny A. Abeckaser

Ze'ev

Bunny Levine

Bunny Levine

Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch

Bruce Vilanch

Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe

John McEnroe

John McEnroe

Dina Doron

Dina Doron

Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman

Shelley Berman

Zohan's Father

Chris Rock

Chris Rock

Taxi Driver

John Paul DeJoria

John Paul DeJoria

Paul Mitchell

Alec Mapa

Alec Mapa

Claude

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Waleed

Ben Wise

Ben Wise

Yitzhak

John Farley

John Farley

Tom

Yossi Marshek

Yossi Marshek

Pinchas

Guri Weinberg

Guri Weinberg

Aharon

Mousa Kraish

Mousa Kraish

Bashir

Roni Levy

Roni Levy

Ephraim

Reuven Bar-Yotam

Reuven Bar-Yotam

Levi

Barry Livingston

Barry Livingston

Gray Kleibolt

Rick Gifford

Rick Gifford

Philip

Daniel Browning Smith

Daniel Browning Smith

Real Estate Agent

Tyler Spindel

Tyler Spindel

Doorman

Julia Lea Wolov

Julia Lea Wolov

Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman

Dana Goodman

Mariah's Assistant

Todd Holland

Todd Holland

Fred

Kevin Grady

Kevin Grady

Coleman

Bobby Tisdale

Bobby Tisdale

Skizzy

Herzl Tobey

Herzl Tobey

Commander

Ori Pfeffer

Ori Pfeffer

Second Commander

Alex Luria

Alex Luria

Koby

Guy Oseary

Guy Oseary

Avi

Yinon Sapir

Yinon Sapir

Danny

Naama Nativ

Naama Nativ

Sara

Dennis Dugan

Dennis Dugan

Homeless Guy

Gerry Del Sol

Gerry Del Sol

Exploded Shop Owner

Shulie Cowen

Shulie Cowen

Debbie

Maysoon Zayid

Maysoon Zayid

Nadira

Helen Siff

Helen Siff

Mrs. Skitzer

Cynthia Frost

Cynthia Frost

Mrs. Paulson

Anna Berger

Anna Berger

Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace

Susan Grace

Older Lady in Salon

Marjorie Loomis

Marjorie Loomis

Older Lady in Salon

Carol Schlanger

Carol Schlanger

Older Lady in Salon

Edith S. Wolfrey

Edith S. Wolfrey

Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin

Phoebe Dorin

Older Lady in Salon

Lina So

Lina So

Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria

Eloise DeJoria

Blonde at Salon

Vanessa Long

Vanessa Long

Catty Hairdresser

Donielle Artese

Donielle Artese

African American Salon Owner

Blake Bertrand

Blake Bertrand

Little Boy

Sidney Ganis

Sidney Ganis

Doctor

Laurie Meghan Phelps

Laurie Meghan Phelps

Plus Size Girl at Disco

Kenneth Greenaway

Kenneth Greenaway

DJ

Constance Barron

Constance Barron

First Woman in Cab

Kristen Lowman

Kristen Lowman

First Woman in Cab

Penelope Windust

Penelope Windust

Second Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone

Kathleen Noone

Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar

Christopher Innvar

Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey

Ray Garvey

Truck Driver

Barbara Ann Davison

Barbara Ann Davison

Dog Owner

Eric Lamonsoff

Eric Lamonsoff

Hamdi's Passenger

Connor Wiles

Connor Wiles

Boy Customer

Jennifer De Minco

Jennifer De Minco

Arguing Female Customer

Nicole Bennett

Nicole Bennett

Walbridge's Girlfriend

Edmund Lyndeck

Edmund Lyndeck

Pharmacist

Lily Javaherpour

Lily Javaherpour

Inaz

Kristina Haddad

Kristina Haddad

Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Larry Marko

Larry Marko

Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard

Anne Marie Howard

Reporter

Veerta Motiani

Veerta Motiani

Beach Girl

Billy Concha

Billy Concha

Kayaker

Marco Khan

Marco Khan

Terrorist with Hand

Sam Sagheb

Sam Sagheb

Disco Merchant

Latif Marotti

Latif Marotti

Disco Merchant

Christian Reeve

Christian Reeve

Disco Merchant

Aesop Aquarian

Aesop Aquarian

Rabbi

Michelle Arenal

Michelle Arenal

Girl on Zohan's Shoulders

Jordan Ashbrook

Jordan Ashbrook

Hot Girl in Club

Moran Atias

Moran Atias

Eti

Ashley Ausburn

Ashley Ausburn

Girl at Mall

Barbara Jean Barrielle

Barbara Jean Barrielle

Cheerleader

Mike Basone

Mike Basone

Isreali Fan

Mike Batayeh

Mike Batayeh

Fry Cook

Robert Benny

Robert Benny

Autograph Seeker #1

Denise Bradley

Denise Bradley

Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Guile Branco

Guile Branco

Isreali Soldier

Lamar Brown

Lamar Brown

Businessman

Melanie Bulujian

Melanie Bulujian

Isreali Dancer

Monica Cabral

Monica Cabral

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Kevin Cannon

Kevin Cannon

Times Square Crazy Man

Ella Christopher

Ella Christopher

Phantom's Wife

Nick Clark

Nick Clark

Nick

Cheryl Cosenza

Cheryl Cosenza

Ribbon Cutting Girl

Rossie Cottrell

Rossie Cottrell

Phantom's Wife

John Dardenne

John Dardenne

Isreali Hacky Sack Fan

Joseph DeLuca

Joseph DeLuca

Hot Dog Vendor

Kendall Draughn

Kendall Draughn

Picnic Girl

John Duerler

John Duerler

Electronic Store Customer

Marshall Factora

Marshall Factora

Airline Terminal Passenger

Eric Feliciano

Eric Feliciano

Isreali Fan

Ian Fisher

Ian Fisher

Disco Merchant

Anna Garcia Williams

Anna Garcia Williams

Phantom's Wife

Leslie Garza

Leslie Garza

Disco Hip Girl

Jessica Mei Gershen

Jessica Mei Gershen

Girl in Club

Nikki Giavasis

Nikki Giavasis

Waitress

Ronald E. Giles

Ronald E. Giles

Commuter

Sharlene Grover

Sharlene Grover

Isreali Soldier

Sepideh Haftgoli

Sepideh Haftgoli

Isreali Soldier

Zahra Heydari

Zahra Heydari

Dalohan Receptionist

Seth Howard

Seth Howard

Party Guy

Kevin James

Kevin James

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Paul Jeans

Paul Jeans

Hotel Manager

Dave Johnson

Dave Johnson

Spectator

Todd Justin

Todd Justin

Nightclub Bouncer

Sam Kalidi

Sam Kalidi

Amir

Sona Karia

Sona Karia

Reporter

Rock Kohli

Rock Kohli

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Mark Kubr

Mark Kubr

Criminal #3

Timothy Dean Lee

Timothy Dean Lee

Shocked Businessman

Paula Lemes

Paula Lemes

Go Go Dancer

Bernadette Lords

Bernadette Lords

Businesswoman

Anthony Martins

Anthony Martins

Arab #3

Roni Meron

Roni Meron

Hot Girl / Waitress

Nicole Montano

Nicole Montano

Cheerleader

Rachael Murphy

Rachael Murphy

Girl in Club

Bibiana Navas

Bibiana Navas

Phantom's Wife

Christina Neferis

Christina Neferis

Hacky Sack Fan

Adam Ohl

Adam Ohl

Street Merchant

John Radcliff

John Radcliff

Redneck Posse Man #2

Klavdia Ramnareine

Klavdia Ramnareine

The Hot Chick

Deborah Rombaut

Deborah Rombaut

Snooty French Girl at the Club

Sandra Rosko

Sandra Rosko

Middle Eastern Girl

Rob Shapiro

Rob Shapiro

Score Keeper

Mikael Sharafyan

Mikael Sharafyan

Fan in the Crowd

Jhennah Sinclaire

Jhennah Sinclaire

Dancer

Terrie Snell

Terrie Snell

Woman in Beauty Shop

Chris Spinelli

Chris Spinelli

Angry Palestinian

Riley Thomas Stewart

Riley Thomas Stewart

Little Boy #2

Lee Stickler

Lee Stickler

Isreali Soldier

Sarah Stringer

Sarah Stringer

Party Goer

Christa Texeira

Christa Texeira

Ruth

Keana Texeira

Keana Texeira

Rock-throwing Girl

Seth Texeira

Seth Texeira

Zeb

Sophie Texeira

Sophie Texeira

Alena

Ryan Phillip Thomas

Ryan Phillip Thomas

Angry Palestinian

Gina Tleel

Gina Tleel

Shopper

Uzimann

Uzimann

Cafe Customer

Kevin van Doorslaer

Kevin van Doorslaer

Isreali Soldier

Dave Vij

Dave Vij

Disco-Tech

Holly Weber

Holly Weber

Girlfriend

Molly Weiner

Molly Weiner

Salon Patron

Joe Van Wie

Joe Van Wie

Hot Dog Patron

Henry Winkler

Henry Winkler

Limousine Passenger

Saye Yabandeh

Saye Yabandeh

Girlfriend

Julius Zagon

Julius Zagon

Ukrossi

David Zahedian

David Zahedian

Phantom's Best Friend

Betty Murphy

Betty Murphy

Mrs. Haines

George Takei

George Takei

Dianne Perry Dowler

Dianne Perry Dowler

Phantom's Wife

Maite Garcia

Maite Garcia

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Sadie Sandler

Sadie Sandler

Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)

Mark Winn

Mark Winn

News Cameraman (uncredited)

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